So long, Farewell Kamikazes

(Sings) Ain't no sunshine when they're gone, there's no noise when Aiesha is away













the state of the weather in our backyard these days

macho feminist

Since becoming a faithful member of the new fanatical religious movement, "Broke" sweeping our home and the family at large, coming up with birthday presents has become a more tedious tasks as to buy something would be going against one's new found belief. Knowing that Paloma wouldn't take to my sense of humor in poetry as well as Angie did, I got out my sewing kit and tried to rediscover (or just discover) my feminine side to see what could be done about this situation.

Ingredients:

ribbon
lace shirt
broken Bling Bling belt piece
glue gun
one big overdose of patience ======














so after feeling like a highly accomplished barbie in the making, something had to be done to cleanse myself of this womanly spirit. God was definitely with me on this one and had given the Oc girls a larger than usual hair-loss season to block the sink perfectly in time. Also the testosterone levels of all the males seemed to be drastically down and none had the burden to do the squeamish. I cannot tell you how my chest now swells with pride everytime I see that gleamingly clean sink and know whose little hands were the only ones small enough to wield that screwdriver and remove that "............." out of the sink. I would post a picture but I want you to keep your food down today

my once a year corny post

(To prove to a certain individual that I have a heart and to save my integrity at our next football game.)  I hope you all have someone other than me who loves you today; but if not, to me, you all make life sweeter 

  

credits to Angie and her D40

Original Sin

Genesis of computers 3:6-7

And when Rachel saw the apple was good for her image, and it was pleasant to the eye, and a laptop to be desired to make one wise, she took of it thereof and did partake of it and gave it also unto her siblings and home members and they did partake.

 

And the eyes of them all were opened, and they were as gods, knowing the difference between good and evil computers, yea between Apples and Acers. 

 

and so she joined the cult of Original Sin ( and Angie was pleased ).

It's a hard knock life

It's been three weeks of cold stone floors and chemistry. No I'm not in boarding school, I'm back in Spain biding my time with Dalton's law of partial pressures and dreaming of the glory days when pointes and pirroettes were the only things on my mind. 

Our show troop minus Michael and Oli, the real stars of the show :p

I wanted to include one of those "motion" shots where we're all out of time 

we could be straight out of the Kirov right :D

(Sings and harmonizes)! five golden rings!

Motorcycle diaries

Christmas is over which gives me time to feed you a steady stream of  pictures from our shows. These ones are from the first show we did for the motorcycle police force of Paris 

the rape of random

It's a subject that must be broached even though it pains me to have to admit I know people guilty of this crime. Remember how random used to be used to mean accidental, arbitrary, unsystematic ect? No more as now it has been sucked dry of any and all dignity possessed beforehand and has become the new favorite filler word for half the world's Jett population. Strange sentences that only these hormonally overloaded minds could conjecture like " I'm in love with the blue monkey and my toenails" is now being excused with "oh I'm just so random" Unfortunately their ever faithful 12 Oc disciples are quick to take up the torch and pronounce there idol as "cool", "awesome", and "like totally crazy" which brings me to another point. Remember when crazy signified the drooling, cross-eyed children you had to share the lord's love with every Christmas? Not anymore ! Now people happily announce there mental retardation openly online to all, which can only leave me with the thought that declaring you're crazy is a slightly less self obsessed way of saying "I'm trying to be original" (which by the way, just makes you like everyone else)