another soul searching post

I've started to realize that every time I ignore my blog for long periods of time I return with some sort of soul searching post, possibly because my absence is due to the fact that I have nothing of interest to talk about. Therefore I substitute lack of pictures for long paragraphs, so here goes....... The Difference Between Hot and Beautiful.

Beautiful lasts a lifetime, Hot lasts till your thirties and the expiry date on your lip liner.

Beautiful is the way a woman walks , Hot is the length of the heels she is wearing.

Beautiful is that outstanding personality, Hot is that outstandingly short dress ( for all of you at our last party who are about to point a finger I know on this one I'm "guilty as accused" )

Beautiful is nice to everyone, Hot is just nice to look at

Beautiful you can talk to intelligently, Hot can't find anything intelligent to say

so enough of life lessons with auntie Rachel. Hopefully I will have my first surfing trip of the season tomorrow and therefore pictures for this blog ( and the revised "extreme sports" tract )